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Florida Man and governor, Ron Deeee Santis (rhymes with “mantis” as in “praying/preying”) has announced he will be running in the next Republican primary race against Trump, a few other folks most of America has barely heard of, and, of course, reality itself.
He’s already run into reality’s wrath during his technically challenged Twi…